Music & Lyrics

Another Bob & Tom singer, Heywood Banks, sang this song, which I love:

I love those funny video shows
I just can't get enough
A cavalcade of concussions
Boy that's funny stuff

They're tripping in Poughkeepsie
They're slipping in Des Moines
But the ones that win ten thousand bucks
Are all trauma to the groin

A trauma to the groin, boy, is trauma to the groin
Nothing's quite as funny
As a trauma to the groin
There is no wit more pretty
There is no joke divine
Or limerick delicious as
A trauma to the groin

Now Jacob was a small boy
In a Tee Ball league
And his father stood behind him
Coaching to succeed
The boy he swung with all his might
You should have seen Dad's face
When the bat connected
Between first and second base

Oh, a trauma to the groin, boy, is trauma to the groin
Nothing's quite as funny
As a trauma to the groin
There is no wit more pretty
There is no joke divine
Or limerick delicious as
A trauma to the groin

We wanted to collect the check
From those video fools
So we taught our three year old
The running headbutt to the jewels
Too bad we left the lens cap on the camera by mistake
'Cause grandpa weren't too happy
About the second take

Oh, a trauma to the groin, boy, is trauma to the groin
Nothing's quite as funny
As a trauma to the groin
There is no wit more pretty
There is no joke divine
Or limerick delicious as
A trauma to the groin

One day while in the garden, I stepped upon a rake
The blow intense and accurate
An impression it did make
My children caught it all on tape
Thought it was the funniest thing
And I choked a curse out through my tears
As they began to sing

Oh, a trauma to the groin, boy, is trauma to the groin
Nothing's quite as funny
As a trauma to the groin
There is no wit more pretty
There is no joke divine
Or limerick delicious as
A trauma to the groin

Well, I won the money
Though I fail to see the joke
Hey, each to his own, I guess
And most of the dough, well don't you know
Paid the bill to the EMS
So let us see a show of hands
And let it be resolved
That a trauma's much more funny
If your own groin's not involved

Oh, a trauma to the groin, boy, is trauma to the boys
Nothing's quite as funny
As a trauma to the groin
There is no wit more pretty
There is no joke divine
Or limerick delicious as
A trauma to the groin

I love Ke$ha! I like her other songs too, like:

aaaaaah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah
Zip your lip like a padlock
And meet me at the back with the jack and the jukebox
I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around boy and let me hit that
Don't be a little ***** with your chit chat
Just show me where your ****'s at

Music's up
Listen hot stuff
I'm in love
With this song
So just hush
Baby shut up
Heard enough

Stop ta-ta-talking that
Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah

Boy come on get your rocks off
Come put a little love in my glove box
I wanna dance with no pants on, holla
Meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox
So cut to the chase kid
'Cause I know you don't care what my middle name is
I wanna be naked
But your wasted

Music's up
Listen hot stuff
I'm in love
With this song
So just hush
Baby shut up
Heard enough

Stop ta-ta-talking that
Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah

You be delaying, you always sayin' some shit
You say I'm playin' I'm never layin this di...
Sayin blah blah blah cause I don't care who you are
In this bar it only matters who I am
Stop ta-ta-talking that
Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah

Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah
Ohh
Blah Blah Blah
Stop talking
Stop ta-ta-talking that
~Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha feat. 30H!3
(seriously messed up song, but I love it )


Backstabber (repeat 3x)

Bored, stoned, sitting in your basement
All alone, cause your little conversations
Got around, now look here what we all found out
(Look here what we found, look here we all found out)

That you have got a set of loose lips, twisting stories
All because you're jealous
Now I know exactly what you're all about
So this is what you're all about

Girl, your such a backstabber
Oh girl, you're such a **** talker
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

Girl, your such a backstabber,
Run your mouth more than everyone I've ever known
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

Backstabber
(Talk talk talk talk talk talk)

I'm sick and tired of hearing all about my life
From other ******* with all of your lies
Wrapped up so tight, so maybe you should shut your mouth, shut your mouth
Shut your ******* mouth

Honestly, I think it's kinda funny that you waste
Your breath talking about me
Got me feeling kinda special really (so this is what your all about)

Girl, your such a backstabber
Oh girl, you're such a **** talker
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

Girl, your such a backstabber,
Run your mouth more than everyone I've ever known
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

Katie's to the left there just there ripping my style
****, Jeanie why you gotta tell the secrets about my *** life?
All I ever did was drive your broke *** around
Pick you up, take you out
When your car broke down

Backstabber (3x)

Girl, your such a backstabber
Oh girl, you're such a **** talker
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

Girl, your such a backstabber
(Taking and twisting and telling, so manipulative)
Run your mouth more than everyone I've ever known
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

(Talk talk talk)
Backstabber
(Taking and twisting and telling, so manipulative)
Oh girl uhu, you're looking like a lunatic
Everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

Everybody knows
Yeah you're looking like a lunatic
And everybody knows
Yeah everybody knows
Backstabber
~Backstabber - Ke$ha


Maybe I need some rehab
Or maybe just need some sleep
I got a sick obsession
I'm seeing it in my dreams
I'm looking down every alley
I'm making those desperate calls
I'm staying up all night hoping
Hitting my head against the wall

What you got boy is hard to find
I think about it all the time
I'm all strung out, my heart is fried
I just can't get you off my mind

Because your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love

Won't listen to any advice
Momma's telling me I should think twice
But love to my own devices
I'm addicted, it's a crisis (eh)

My friends think I've gone crazy
My judgements getting kinda hazy
My esteem is gonna be affected
If I keep it up like a lovesick *****-head

What you got boy is hard to find
I think about it all the time
I'm all strung out, my heart is fried
I just can't get you off my mind

Because your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love

I don't care what people say
The rush is worth the price I pay
I get so high when you're with me
But crash and crave you when you leave

Hey, so I gotta question
Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?
Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum?
Is my love, uh your drug?
Your drug, uh your drug
Uh your drug is my love, your drug

Because your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love

Hey...Hey...
So?
Your love your love your love, is my drug
(spoken) "I like your beard"
~Your Love Is My Drug - Ke$ha

I like Jason DeRulo .


She's a wave and she is breaking
She's a problem to solve
and in that circle she's making
I will always revolve

And on her sight
These eyes depend
Invisible and Indivisible

That fire you ignited
Good, bad and undecided
Burns when I stand beside it
Your light is ultraviolet

Visions so insane
Travel unraveling through my brain
Cold when I am denied it
Your light is ultraviolet
Ultraviolet

Now is a phase and it's changing
It's rotating us all
Thought we're safe but we're dangling
and it's too far to survive the fall

And this I know
It will not bend
Invisible and indivisible

That fire you ignited
Good, Bad and undecided
Burns when I stand beside it
Your light is ultraviolet

Visions so insane
Travel unraveling through my brain
Cold when I am denied it
Your light is ultraviolet,
ultraviolet

That fire you ignited
Good, Bad and undecided
Burns when I stand beside it
Your light is ultraviolet

Visions so insane
Travel unraveling through my brain
Cold when I am denied it
Your light is ultraviolet,
ultraviolet

Your light is ultraviolet

Visions so insane
Travel unraveling through my brain
Cold when I am denied it
Your light is ultraviolet
Ultraviolet
~ Ultraviolet - Stiff Dylans

I candy-coat and cover everything
but I'm still hiding underneath
It's been a long time,
It's been a long time
A thousand faces looking up at me
hands all pointing to the ceiling
Oh what a feeling

I've got friends in highly low places
I'm standing on post, and I'm posted up
cant afford to lose them
I've got friends and highly low places
I'll go inside when I wanna party
Grab a girl and dance (don't touch me)

Whoa oh Whoa oh Whoa oh,
Why do I put myself in these situations
Whoa oh Whoa oh Whoa oh,
I keep pushing myself even though
I can't take it at all, whoa

Girl, who taught you how to move like that?
at this pace you're at you're at you're going way too fast
I, I saw you from across the room
It's me vs. every guy
It's your choice, you choose

I've got friends in highly low places
it's been a long time it's been a long time
and maybe baby you can rise above the rest to meet me

Whoa oh Whoa oh Whoa oh,
Why do I put myself in these situations
Whoa Whoa oh Whoa oh,
I keep pushing myself even though
I can't take it at all
Whoa oh Whoa oh Whoa oh,
Why do I put myself in these situations
Whoa oh Whoa oh Whoa oh,
I keep pushing myself even though
I can't take it at all,

You're worth,
losing my self esteem
Your clever words mean
nothing more to me than
than a line i heard in a movie
You're worth,
losing my losing my losing my self esteem
You're not worth,
putting myself in these situations

Whoa oh Whoa oh Whoa oh,
Why do I put myself in these situations
Whoa oh Whoa oh Whoa oh,
I keep pushing myself even though
I can't take it at all
Whoa oh Whoa oh Whoa oh,
Why do I put myself in these situations
Whoa oh Whoa oh Whoa oh,
I keep pushing myself even though
I can't take it at all
~ Whoa Oh! (Me Vs. Everyone) - Forever the Sickest Kids

I'm in love with a girl I hate
She enjoys pointing out every bad thing about me
I'm in love with a critic and a skeptic
A traitor, I'd trade her in a second

She's a backseat driver
A drama provider an instant update of the world
Shes a first class liar a constant forgetter
(she's attractive but bitter)

Did you scream enough to make her cry
If you turn around, turn around, baby don't return to me
If you think that I'm not worth your time
She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with
She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with

Take off your shoes
Come in the room
And baby let's try not to argue
Turn out the lights
Turn on the radio
How can we fight when I'm too busy loving you
I'm too busy loving you
I'm too busy loving you

Did you scream enough to make her cry
If you turn around turn around baby don't return to me
If you think that I'm not worth your time
She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with
She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with

Here I am
There you go again, again
And we will not ever be eighteen again, again

And I'm worn out of fighting
And every night you leave crying
And I could use some time
And here I am
There you go again (again)

So here I am and I'm dying
And I'm waiting for you, waiting for you
Come back, come back to me
And I'll take you gladly
And I'll take you in again

Did you scream enough to make her cry
If you turn around turn around baby don't return to me
If you think that I'm not worth your time

Did you scream enough to make her cry
If you turn around turn around baby don't return to me
If you think that I'm not worth your time
She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with
Shes a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with
~ She's a Lady - Forever the Sickest Kids

Oh! Iyaz! Didja hear his new song? Here it is:


I said I don't want to walk this earth if I gotta do it solo.

See girl we used to be a team
Runnin the streets (yeah)
We was living out our dream (ohh)
You used to be my rider
I was your provider
Now we separated in two
Oh we was burning up the block(yeah)
And everybody know when we step in the spot(ohh)
See, we was like the dynamic duo
I'd never thought that you'd go, but you did uh, yeah you did

Oh baby you left and sailed away alone (Yeah, alone)
And now you got me trapped up on this island
Where nowhere to get home

And I don't wanna go, go
I don't wanna go, go
I don't wanna it no, no
I don't wanna it no, no
I don't want to walk this earth
If I gotta do it solo (solo)

Cuz I was so high
And now im so low
And I don't wanna walk around alone, solo
Said I don't want to walk this earth
If I gotta do it solo (solo, solo)

You was the beat on to my top line,
Put us together
And you'd have to hit rewind
See, you give me a purpose
Now I'm getting nervous
That my heart will never sing again
Oh, when we was runnin up the airways,
They knew us from the Virgin Islands to the U.K.
See, we was on the way to the platinum and gold
Never thought that you'd go but you did ya, ya you did.

Oh baby you left and sailed away alone (Yeah, alone)
And now you got me trapped up on this island
Where nowhere to get home

And I don't wanna go, go
I don't wanna go, go
I don't wanna it no, no
I don't wanna it no, no
I don't want to walk this earth
If I gotta do it solo (solo)

Cuz I was so high
And now im so low
And I don't wanna walk around alone, solo
Said I don't want to walk this earth
If I gotta do it solo (solo, solo)

I don't wanna walk S-O-L-O
(no no no)
I don't wanna walk S-O-L-O

Oo uh oh,oh uh oh,
Oo uh oh oh oh uh oh,

I don't wanna walk (S-O-L-O)

And I don't wanna go,go
I don't wanna go, go
I don't wanna it no, no
I don't wanna it no, no
I don't want to walk this earth
If I gotta do it solo (solo)

Cuz I was so high
And now im so low
And I don't wanna walk around alone,(Solo)
Said I don't want to walk this earth
If I gotta do it solo (solo, solo)
~ Solo - Iyaz


(Down down down down down ...)

Take me, take me out of here
it makes me feel so, feel so
na-na-na-na-na.

Baby, baby here we are all crazy
You don't have to worry
na-na-na-na-na.

So follow me down (Where to?)
Out of this town (With you?)
Girl you're moving way too slow
So follow me down (Which way?)
I'll show you around (Okay.)
There's a place we got to go

Follow me, follow me
fa-la-la-la-la
Follow me, follow me
fa-la-la-la-la
Ohh-woah-oh
Ohh-woah-oh
Ohh-woah-oh
Take me, take me out of here
it makes me feel so, feel so
na-na-na-na-na.

Baby, baby here we are all crazy
You don't have to worry
na-na-na-na-na.

So follow me down (Where to?)
Out of this town (With you?)
Girl you're moving way too slow
So follow me down (Which way?)
I'll show you around (Okay.)
There's a place we got to go

Follow me, follow me
fa-la-la-la-la
Follow me, follow me
fa-la-la-la-la
Ohh-woah-oh
Ohh-woah-oh
Ohh-woah-oh
Fa-la-la-la-la

Dancing, walking
Crowd keeps on talking
They sing, they sing
Na-na-na-na-na.

Gentlemen and ladies,
animals and babies
We sing, we sing
Na-na-na-na-na.

So follow me down (Where to?)
Out of this town (With you?)
Girl you're moving way too slow
So follow me down (Which way?)
I'll show you around (Okay.)
There's a place we got to go

Follow me, follow me
fa-la-la-la-la
Follow me, follow me
fa-la-la-la-la
Ohh-woah-oh
Ohh-woah-oh
Ohh-woah-oh
Fa-la-la-la-la

Follow me, follow me
fa-la-la-la-la
Follow me, follow me
fa-la-la-la-la
Ohh-woah-oh
Ohh-woah-oh
Ohh-woah-oh
Fa-la-la-la-la

Ah-ah-ah-oh
Ah-ah-ah-oh
Ah-ah-ah-oh
Ohhhh.
Ah-ah-ah-oh
Ah-ah-ah-oh
Ah-ah-ah-oh
Ohhhh.

(Down down down down.
Oh.
Okay.)
(Down down down down.
Oh.)

Follow me, follow me
fa-la-la-la-la
Follow me, follow me
fa-la-la-la-la
Ohh-woah-oh
Ohh-woah-oh
Ohh-woah-oh
Fa-la-la-la-la
~ Follow Me Down - 3OH!3 feat. Niki Maijne